- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
I, too, travel with a snake in my pants
This you? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbados_threadsnake
Bold of you to assume I’m hung that long.
I woke up, missing my fuckin’ dong…