@CalciumDeficiency to [email protected] • 7 months agoWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?message-square300arrow-up1216arrow-down15
arrow-up1211arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older?@CalciumDeficiency to [email protected] • 7 months agomessage-square300
minus-square@Todaylink6•7 months agoIf you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
Nothing good happens after midnight.
That becomes true again once you turn 40
If you have kids, you’ll get a second wind when they’re gone. Our adult son was staying with us for a while. We came in about 3:00 a.m. and scared the shit out of him because he thought we were upstairs asleep.
Followed by “You were conceived at 12:01”
All the best stuff happens after midnight!