I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few people are allowed to reside. Oh, and did I mention the abundant variety of plants and animals on the island?

  • @Darkard
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    137 months ago

    Christianity stole material from everywhere else, why not an explorers report on the island

    • @Uruanna
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      177 months ago

      The Galapagos weren’t known to Christians until the mid 16th c. so there’s a bit of a timing problem of over a couple thousand years.

    • @7uWqKj
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      47 months ago

      You do know that Genesis wasn’t written by Christians do you

      • @TexasDrunk
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        07 months ago

        Do you really believe Jesus couldn’t travel through time?

        • @7uWqKj
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          27 months ago

          User name checks out. Are you from Texas, or are you drunk, or both? Well, you’re forgiven because either would explain why you’d believe he could (if he existed).

          • @TexasDrunk
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            37 months ago

            I’m both, but apparently someone’s sarcasm detector needs calibration. Alternatively my sarcasm creator needs a bit of tweaking.

            I’m well aware that Doc Brown, Marty McFly, Bill, Ted, and The Doctor are the only people who can time travel.

            • @n0m4n
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              27 months ago

              Arthur Dent?