KEY POINTS
- Republican South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem implied that President Joe Biden should consider putting down his dog Commander due to several incidents involving attacks on Secret Service agents.
- Noem is fighting backlash against her decision to shoot her 14-month-old dog Cricket due to its aggressive behavior, as she revealed in her upcoming memoir.
- Noem is contending to become presidential candidate Donald Trump’s VP pick, though some have speculated whether her controversial memoir snippets have ruined her chances.
As someone who actually does have chronic diarrhea and shat their pants just today (yay autoimmune diseases), I agree. “I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” can get fucked, I absolutely do wish this shit (🥁) on them.
Even better if it leaves you to get them.