• @[email protected]
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      3028 days ago

      For real. If ever there were a time to hop on an Amtrak, I think this would be a good one.

      • @cmbabul
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        1028 days ago

        I would want the motherfucking Navy to take me around South America, the passenger train system in the US is sadly so sparse it makes it too easy for someone to find someone else based on odds. And Amtrak doesn’t have anti air weapons

          • @cmbabul
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            527 days ago

            Ok that’s absurdly dope but I’m still feeling safer on the aircraft carrier

        • @[email protected]
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          128 days ago

          You think they will make a boing machine just drop in on the train? I mean at the rate those planes are failing, I would not be surprised if that happens by chance even. Damn, this was their plan from the start, wasn’t it?

    • @thescoutisaspy
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      1928 days ago

      It’s okay, they are all going to commit suicide by jumping off together. The plane will have no issues.

      • @[email protected]
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        528 days ago

        The hole in the fuselage that caused them to be sucked out was actually made by one of them in a suicide/homicide. Very tragic. Somebody invest in mental health please!

      • Possibly linux
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        328 days ago

        The will get off the plane and then get on the shuttle never to be heard from again.

    • @[email protected]
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      1828 days ago

      Oh the plane will be fine. Being a whistleblower is very stressful though. I would not be at all surprised if many if not all of them find it just too hard to go on and end up committing suicide by shooting themselves twice in the back of the head before jumping off a building.

      • @trolololol
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        127 days ago

        Jumping off a building is the Russian way.

        American way is walking into a school in the middle of a shooting.

        Australian way is going to the mall to bet on the ponies and running into a stabber. (I’m really sorry this is too soon, but next week nobody would understand the joke)