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    397 months ago

    You want answers?

    I didn’t ask anything…

    You want answers?!

    Please let me go home ma’am, I don’t know you!

    I’M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH!

    Kristi. Please don’t tell them this story. No one liked hearing it at the last 20 thanksgivings and no one is going to like hearing it now. As your publicist, I beg-

    We live in a world that has dogs. And those dogs need to be trained to not ruin fowl-hunting. Who’s gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for my untrained puppy that ate a chicken. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that I didn’t train my dog, was trigger-happy, and wanted to impress my neighbors like a big girl.

    Oh my God, please stop talking. I really don’t like where this story is going…

    I did the job I…

    Please don’t tell me you shot your puppy because you neglected its training and then put it into some intense situations.

    YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!