• exohuman
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    91 year ago

    It’s so funny to me when Christians get upset at horned skulls, pentagrams, and such. Who the hell decided these things were anti-christian? I’m fairly certain that no creator god would be scared of horns (it’s on many mammals he supposedly created), geometric patterns, or the like. It’s so stupid and exclusionary.

    • @toasteecup
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      81 year ago

      There’s a reason I call Christianity fanfiction.

      • @TheFriendlyArtificer
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        1 year ago

        It has all of the hallmarks of a successful media franchise.

        OG Jewish Christianity: The one-off movie that unexpectedly took off.

        Pre dogmatic canon: That time you let Sony try to make a CD ROM version.

        Post dogmatic canon: Bought out by a major corporation. Maintaining continuity becomes compulsory.

        Islam: Darker! Edgier!

        Gnosticism: A writer attends a cocaine party with his Neo Platonist buddies.

        Crusades and Inquisition: DMCA for a different millennium.

        Reformation: Fan fic writers rejoice!

        Counter Reformation: Nuh uh!

        Anglican Schism: What if we made this into a light hearted cartoon?

        Mormons: Somebody tells a producer’s son, an aspiring writer, that there is no such thing as a bad idea. As it turns out, this is incorrect.

        Modern Evangelicalism: Judge Dredd and The Punisher make tender love.