• 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    156 months ago

    The Bible even says it’s better for a man to put his seed in an ice cream cone than it is to let it fall to the ground. Though they may have just been talking about the ice cream cone. 🤔

    • FuglyDuck
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      76 months ago

      What’s funny is that’s not why god smoked the jackass.

      He just didn’t want to give his brother an heir. For the record his brother was such a massive jackass that even the abrahamic god couldn’t stand him.

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        16 months ago

        EL, the god of war, couldn’t stand someone? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you! Well, not that shocked.