NEW YORK—Describing the newborn’s stint in a neonatal intensive care unit as a brief, blissful period during which she was still beyond the reach of marketers, sources confirmed Monday that her 17 days in an incubator would be the longest period of her life in which premature baby Rosalyn Williams was not exposed to…
It’s not even true. If there’s a medical product in eyeshot, they’ll be seeing its logos
Babies can’t see for shit when they’re just born. Maybe the pampers logo in their diaper, but even that’s a stretch.