• @SuckMyWang
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      126 months ago

      It’s to help pay for the expensive treatment. There’s a lot of risk that the baby won’t make it so the advertisers need to make sure they can recoup their losses on the ones that become financially viable.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      66 months ago

      What is satire, if not the truth turned up to 11?

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    6 months ago

    “This incubator mattress pad is brought to you by Casper mattresses. Casper mattresses was one of the earliest direct-to-consumer mattresses for new borns. They disrupted the traditional mattress purchasing process by offering online selling. They sell just one model, which means there’s no decision paralysis while shopping. With a 100-day return policy, a compact package, and no need to go to a showroom, there is plenty of incentive to try them out.”

  • @[email protected]
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    106 months ago

    Every ad I had to close out of while trying to read this only drove the point home further…

    • @irreticent
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      96 months ago

      uBlock Origin. It will change the way you look at the internet.

  • @ChillPenguin
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    6 months ago

    At press time, reports confirmed the baby’s 17 days of serenity had been cut short after the walls and roof of her incubator had been sold as ad space.

    Honestly, the onion is just too good. Pure gold.

  • @NounsAndWords
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    36 months ago

    They offer all sorts of formula samples at the hospital, so I think even that is a stretch…

  • @xantoxis
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    26 months ago

    It’s not even true. If there’s a medical product in eyeshot, they’ll be seeing its logos

    • @Raiderkev
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      16 months ago

      Babies can’t see for shit when they’re just born. Maybe the pampers logo in their diaper, but even that’s a stretch.