I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • Liz
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    05 months ago

    Treat others as they would like to be treated.

      • Liz
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        05 months ago

        Yeah, you cut off their head.

      • @Jarix
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        15 months ago

        Dunno why you getting downvoted but i put you back up to 1

        • @[email protected]
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          Thank you stranger. If’s funny, I’m thinking of just posting key words sometimes to see how many downvotes I get because it reallly doesn’t make sense most of the time, unless it’s bots or other nefarious actors