• @MrJameGumb
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    5911 months ago

    What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time…

    • Shadow
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      11 months ago

      Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

      Maybe boiled it?

      • @mihnt
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        511 months ago

        There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

        • @Alexstarfire
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          111 months ago

          Very good catch. Real hard to notice because of the color.

          Because of that I don’t think this is shitty food porn. None of it looks stellar but unless that sauce is terrible, it’s at least average.

  • @[email protected]
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    Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

    This looks like old person knees.

  • @RedditWanderer
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    3011 months ago

    If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

    • @Krudler
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      It has to be a joke.

      But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

      I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn’t know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

      Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

  • @Cruxifux
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    711 months ago

    Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

    The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      111 months ago

      A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

      Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it’ll photograph better.

      But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

  • @rickdg
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    711 months ago

    Keep the man away, for sure.

  • @FlashZordon
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    611 months ago

    This is how you keep a man…on the toilet.

  • mommykink
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    611 months ago

    Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

  • @Got_Bent
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    411 months ago

    You poison him so he can’t leave?

  • southsamurai
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    311 months ago

    Got damn! That’s the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn