Piranhas are opportunistic little buggers. They probably won’t try to bite you or any large live animal unless they’re very hungry.

So it’s totally safe to swim with us-I mean them.

On the right: my wife. The only thing missing is pork between her teeth.

Red eyes means evil

OMG why does this remind me of this old video? :-P

It’s b/c 40 s in, the phrase: “Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase”

Right side could be a shrimp. Of all the critters in my tank, the shrimp are the only ones that have investigated my fingers, eagerly once they realize I’m not a threat even.

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