• @Jerkface
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    7911 months ago

    It was called the Nintendo 64 because if you throw it at somebody it does 6d4 damage.

    • Transporter Room 3
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      911 months ago

      5e rules say most people are going to have 1d8 of health, and fireball does 8d6 damage, so I believe this. I’ve felt one hit me in the shoulder after falling off an old crt TV.

      • Trigg
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        1211 months ago

        What possessed you to sit on an old CRT TV?

    • @adj16
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      511 months ago

      Oh, that’s clever

  • @hperrin
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    5011 months ago

    It was called the Nintendo 64 because it came in 64 individual pieces that you had to solder together.

      • @Dagnet
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        811 months ago

        It was called N64 because 64 people could play it simultaneously

        • JackFrostNCola
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          1011 months ago

          Its was called N64 after ‘the incident’ with the N63…

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      311 months ago

      It’s called the Nintendo 64 because it has 38911 BASIC bytes free.

      • @stingpie
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        111 months ago

        It’s called the Nintendo 64 because it can access 65536 bytes of ram.

  • @EvilEyedPanda
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    2711 months ago

    I love that one of them is actually correct.

  • @PunnyName
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    2611 months ago

    It was called the Nintendo 64 because it took 64 fingers to play with it.

    • scops
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      711 months ago

      For real tho, what species was that controller designed for? Ergonomics be damned.

      • 🔍🦘🛎
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        811 months ago

        It had 3 configurations for your two hands. 95% of games had you use the middle prong with your left hand and right prong for your right. A handful had you use the left and right prongs (D-pad movements) and one or two used the middle and left (twin stick shooter setup).

  • @[email protected]
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    1811 months ago

    It was called Nintendo 64 because that’s the maximum number of players that could be supported in a single game.

  • @[email protected]
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    1711 months ago

    It’s was called N64 because that’s how many times I banged your mom while you were playing mario

  • @ch00f
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    1611 months ago

    It was called the N64 because it took them 64 tries to get it right. Just like RU-486.

  • 🔍🦘🛎
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    1411 months ago

    It was called Nintendo 64 because they only made 64 games for it

  • kase
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    1111 months ago

    It was called n64 because you had to be 64 years old to play it

  • @[email protected]
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    711 months ago

    It’s called the Nintendo 64 because that’s how many grams of sugar is in a serving of mountain dew if you look at the number in a mirror.

  • @[email protected]
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    511 months ago

    It was called the Nintendo64 because it was made of two 32bit Nintendo PlayStation prototypes taped together.