• Yer Ma
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    6111 months ago

    Thanks, now I’m gay for construction workers

    • @[email protected]
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      1911 months ago

      He’s pretty cute, ngl. Sometimes you just gonna admire the human body. ^(and worry less about labels!)

  • mommykink
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    3611 months ago

    I don’t know about y’all, but this man’s certainly erected a structure in my pants

    • IninewCrow
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      911 months ago

      He works hard

      And he plays hard

      🎵 (laser light show starts, disco ball comes down, flame bursts erupt, funky dance beat plays)… everybody dance now 🎵!!!

      • @Fluffy_Ruffs
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        811 months ago

        Dad? Why did you bring me to a gay dam?

    • credit crazy
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      811 months ago

      Works in both this context and in the original

  • @AbouBenAdhem
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    2011 months ago

    My great grandfather worked on that dam!

    I don’t think that’s him, though.

  • @[email protected]
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    1911 months ago

    Aww man, thats the body shape I want, not overkill, just fit and lean. Maybe this year…

    • @[email protected]
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      2911 months ago

      Go shovel concrete for hours/days/weeks on end and start your day with oatmeal and bacon, and end it with beef stew and a whiskey. Drink bucket water throughout.

    • @Th3D3k0y
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      711 months ago

      16 tons, what’ll you get?

  • Norgur
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    1911 months ago

    I’m CIS, but dang that guy turns me on. What? I’m just a man and this fella is hot

    • Kalistia
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      2311 months ago

      He cerlainly is! But in this case the fact that you’re cis is not really relevant, it’s more the fact that you’re heterosexual, which is not the same :)

    • @[email protected]
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      1611 months ago

      Hehe, you can be cis and still like men/women/everything else. Gender is different than sexuality :)

    • @agent_flounder
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      1511 months ago

      I’m about as straight as it gets but yeah that dude is impressive to look at.

  • @someguy3
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    1811 months ago

    Gotta protect that noggin.

    • PugJesusOPM
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      3011 months ago

      The Hoover Dam project was one of the first (the first?) where hard hats were mandatory for workers on-site!

      • PositiveNoise
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        1111 months ago

        ‘Make sure you wear the hard hats, boys. The shirts can go, though, and underwear…yeah, lets skip that as well. You should all be, uh, comfortable’

        • credit crazy
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          411 months ago

          How about the pants as well

  • @clearedtoland
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    1511 months ago

    I came here fully expecting some thirst but pleasantly surprised that the dam quenched it.

    • Lemminary
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      211 months ago

      I think you got here a little too early. The dam has ruptured and we’re soaking wet. 🥵

    • PugJesusOPM
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      1411 months ago

      Many from lowest-bid contractor fuckery, no less.

  • @NOT_RICK
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    1411 months ago

    Concrete zaddy

    • @PopcornPrincess
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      Oh my goodness great gran-daddy 🥵🤤

  • @[email protected]
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    1011 months ago

    Fucking hell

    People need to lay off the pizza and do some exercise, any exercise.

    So many people are so overweight. That’s how most young guys should look!

    • @shalafi
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      1011 months ago

      Fuckin’ A! My god, I’m about to be 53 and that was me most of my life. 6-months of hard work would put be back in that zone.

      Kids: Y’all are fat. And yes, it’s your fault. Yes, you have control over this situation. No, you are not powerless. No, that’s not fat shaming.

      • WHARRGARBL
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        611 months ago

        Kids: It’s your fault for not performing grueling manual labor 14 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no worker protections, in the Mojave fuckin Desert, whilst contending with food scarcity, during the Great Depression.

        Shame on all y’all not-willing-to-die pudgekins.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      911 months ago

      I’m Gen X. It’s amazing when I go back and watch shows and movies from my childhood that had a token fat character in them, because that character looks like an average person today. Look at Chunk from the Goonies. He was considered fat enough to have a nickname like Chunk, but he looks like the majority of kids I see now.

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        Have you seen Bridget Jones Diary? Rene Zellweger is supposed to represent what a fat woman in the 90s looked like. Fuckin hell.