Remember: https://www.theonion.com/report-we-don-t-make-any-money-if-you-don-t-click-the-1823460398

FBI Narrows Down Identity Of Red-Faced Man Carrying Confederate Flag Through Capitol To Millions Of Americans

Once again, white people appropriate someone else’s culture. (The insurrectionists, not The Onion)

Today is “Three Kings Day”, aka “Feast of Epiphany”, aka Epiphany, aka “The Twelfth Day of Christmas” (yes, as in the song). Throughout a large portion of the world, today is THE Christmas day for presents, not the 25th of December.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/entertainment/holidays/what-is-three-kings-day-and-how-is-it-celebrated/4031388/

Please don’t give the GOP any ideas, The Onion.