• Nanachi
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    Cool meme but you better put more effort when making 2048 beans 2: 4096 electric boogaloos. We are a quality pooppost community after all, not like the general quality of Reddit.

  • BornVolcano
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    591 year ago

    Image Transcription:


    [An image depicting two thousand and forty-eight light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixty-four by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

      • BornVolcano
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        81 year ago

        I have skills beyond your comprehension

    • @15liam20
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      How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?

      • BornVolcano
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        121 year ago

        It started as one easy to read bean can and I extended the transcription with every update.

        Also I’m magic.

  • @[email protected]
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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I’m the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You’re fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that’s just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You’re gonna be fucking full, baked bean.

    • Cethin
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      11 year ago

      Please don’t do this. Let it die with Reddit.

      • Denvil
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        121 year ago

        Please do this. Don’t let it die with Reddit.

    • BornVolcano
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      11 year ago

      Top tier quality content. I can’t wait for the next season.

    • BornVolcano
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      31 year ago

      Well I’m not telling you they don’t

      • @boeman
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        21 year ago

        I read your username as BeanVolcano…

        I think the beans have invaded my brain

        • BornVolcano
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          21 year ago

          What do you mean, my name is BeanVolcano

  • Kayn
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    71 year ago

    Double it and give it to the next person!