• @Papanca
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    7411 months ago

    What’s next; banning certain letters from the alphabet, because they can be used for banned texts?

    • FuglyDuck
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      6711 months ago

      I vote we just ban DeSantis because he’s a dick. Clearly adult content…

      • @Brickhead92
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        310 months ago

        He doesn’t seem like much of an adult to me

    • @[email protected]
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      2911 months ago

      Erdoğan unbanned the letters Q, W and X, which can be used for Kurdish texts, in his 2013 reforms, so I think it’d be a bit too soon to re-ban them now already, so that’s probably not next.

    • @vind
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      2111 months ago

      No E because of Estrogen

      No T because of Testosterone

      No X or Y because of chromosomes

      • @Stovetop
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        1911 months ago

        Ron DSanis and Donald Rump approv his mssag.

        • caoimhinr
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          811 months ago

          Now without the D for Disney.

          • @Stovetop
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            May as well also get rid of G for gender, H for healthcare, I for intersectionality, L for liberal, M for marijuana, N for nonbinary, O for orange, P for progressive, R for radical, S for socialism, U for union, and V for vaccine.

            Aaaaa

          • @Zugyuk
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            511 months ago

            ou r mking his difficul

  • Carighan Maconar
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    5711 months ago

    I can readily understand that someone like Ron would have no idea why anybody would ever use a dictionary. 😅

      • @this_1_is_mine
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        811 months ago

        Matricide patricide infanticide … Its got all the sides.

        • Perhyte
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          410 months ago

          Not to mention all the genocide.

      • @[email protected]
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        611 months ago

        Maybe they go after all Christian books ,you know the ones praising the glory of Yahweh, which is just a semitic war god (if you pay attention to history).

    • @nbafantest
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      310 months ago

      Once when I was a kid, our pastor gave a sermon. Something about lions.

      But he mixed up how to spell lions. He was old. So all the Bible verses he used were actually about loins.

      That was a funny lesson and complete waste of time.

      But there are a lot of loins in the King James Version

  • @Gingerlegs
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    3611 months ago

    Why does he always look like he just got done crying?

    • Subverb
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      710 months ago

      Have you seen his poll numbers?

    • @[email protected]
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      511 months ago

      He also looks like both Joe Dirt’s and Ricky’s (Trailer Park Boys) dad. How fitting for a Floridaman.

    • sebinspace
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      711 months ago

      Still here. For now.

  • @moistclump
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    411 months ago

    I thought this was an onion article? Can someone confirm if this is satire? It doesn’t seem like a satire site but I still thought I would check. Because if not… I don’t even know what to say. I don’t even know.

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      I mean it’s kinda satire in a way. Only one school district is interpreting the law this copiously. The others don’t seem to have trouble understanding the spirit of the law.