• @CaptainMcMonkey
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    10111 months ago

    This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

    • @EmpathicVagrant
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      3311 months ago

      Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

    • Zammy95
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      611 months ago

      Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

    • @iAvicenna
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      311 months ago

      one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

  • @[email protected]
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    5511 months ago

    Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

    • @Blue_Morpho
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      And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

      That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

      • @[email protected]
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        1211 months ago

        Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

        I really should’ve kept that in there.

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          Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

      • @teamevil
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        311 months ago

        Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

  • DreamButt
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    2911 months ago

    Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

  • Match!!
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    1811 months ago

    And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

  • kronisk
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    1611 months ago

    “dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

  • Gumby
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    1011 months ago

    Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

  • Altima NEO
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    911 months ago

    Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

  • @Harpsist
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    911 months ago

    Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

    • @CoggyMcFee
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      I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

    • Illecors
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      111 months ago

      No, that’s normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

    • @lewdian69
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      111 months ago

      Could use one more between “Sauron” and “and”

    • kase
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      111 months ago

      Your friends sound a little violent lol