• unalivejoy
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    258 months ago

    Why are you having sex? You’re supposed to be picking your kids up from school!

      • kamenLady.
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        128 months ago

        Nipple on nipple and probably also bare feet touching, that’s not just a kiss. It’s the full body “Forget the kids. What kids?” combo.

        • no bananaOP
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          58 months ago

          We’re just nudists in the process of dressing to pick the kids up from school

  • @[email protected]
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    18 months ago

    There are US states where you still have to register to buy a gun. All US states require a driver’s license.

    Nowhere on Earth is a narcissistic idiot prevented from bringing another human here without that mortal human’s unobtainable consent.