I’m pretty sure I would immediately drown of I fell into the water in that thing

He’s not exactly known to have 5 stars on the app. Better be a fish next time. Yes, of all things they created God’s probably a fish person, and all we are an afterthought to their aquarium project. Decorations, that suddenly left the fishbowl.

“Paging Mr. Zark. Mr. Zark, please pick up your nearest courtesy phone.”

This time we laugh about it, next times it’s us

How to waterboard yourself. Step 1:

More like the moment you realised that a paddle board really is not a sea-worthy vessel, and contrary to what you told Noah, you are NOT, going to be, “just fine.”