• @[email protected]
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    829 months ago

    Salmon is delicious and I totally get why bears get so hyped when they return to rivers to spawn.

    Fuck yeah, I’m up to my furry little ears in salmon snacks y’all!” - Bears

    • @[email protected]
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      79 months ago

      Bears know nothing, they haven’t even tasted it in the ultimate form, graved. Smoked is good too but those silly sods haven’t done that either. Pfft.

      • Tarquinn2049
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        169 months ago

        What’s worse, there is a decent chance at least one bear has, but there was no way for him to convince any other bear. All the right circumstances had to line up perfectly for that random campsite he ate at to have that specific meal be interrupted. And bear language doesn’t have the nuance to convey just how much better it was than raw.

            • @[email protected]
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              39 months ago

              It’s honestly really really easy. Probably the easiest way to prepare salmon. In the evening you take raw salmon fillet, you put plenty of sea salt on it, a tiny bit of sugar and hefty amount of dill. Put in the fridge. In the morning, it’s done. Slice it into nice slices and eat as is or put on rye bread with some onion. I never bother with the sauce, seems superfluous and just hides the salty salmon taste.

              I don’t know what sort of restaurant would have it. Outside of some specialty Swedish kitchen or Nordic or Norwegian one, could be in some sea food one as an appetizer I guess? But almost always the ready made ones or even ones at restaurant go light on the salt and rely on the sauce. It’s much better imo when you make it yourself.

    • Resol van Lemmy
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      179 months ago

      Might as well call it crustacean pink instead. That name sounds much better than a word with a silent L.

    • @[email protected]
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      Carotenoids are produced by algae, plants and certain fungi.

      Feeding fish higher-level animals in the food web (like crustaceans or fish that predate on crustaceans) concentrates the carotenoids and brings out more and more color in the fish, specifically red.

      • @LuckyBoy
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        49 months ago

        And mercury right?

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          Mercury is more highly concentrated in higher-level organisms in a similar fashion, yes.

          But mercury itself has nothing to do with coloring.

    • @Omgarm
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      79 months ago

      This is also the source of a flamingo’s colour. The debate if salmon are fishy flamingos or flamingos are feathery salmon has yet to be settled.

    • JackbyDev
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      I thought Salmon were actually gray on the inside? Is this a farm raised versus wild thing?

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          Whitish gray, like a lot of fish and bird meat. The pink comes from their natural diet, which they don’t have in captivity, so farms dye the meat artificially so it looks like wild-caught salmon

          If the color of the meat turns you off, wait until you think about the fact that it’s a dead body

  • @Venat0r
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    89 months ago

    Worked pretty well for dracula on Sesame Street I guess.

  • @samus12345
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    79 months ago

    Fish are food, not friends!

  • @Emerald
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    19 months ago

    Image Transcription: Mastodon Post


    Sean Kelly, @[email protected]

    ME: We have a color named after you

    SALMON: Really? Is it silvery-blue like my scales?

    ME: No, uh …

    SALMON: Wait why is it pink?

    ME: …

    SALMON: WHY IS IT PINK?!?

  • tygerprints
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    So, don’t people generally know that Salmon is pink in color? Well, pinkish-orange anyway. My question is - what happens if you’re a girl and…you don’t LIKE THE COLOR PINK!! (Sorry I’ll give you a moment to recover from having your mind blown). I’m male and I hate the color pink but not because it’s the color of every toy ever made for girls - it’s just a color that makes me think of Pepto Bismal. I don’t see the attraction.