• Blackout
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    2710 months ago

    You can just print your own forklift license online, that’s how I got started. They didn’t realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

    • @[email protected]
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      1710 months ago

      A forklift licenses mean practically nothing. I’ve seen grown men who have been on a forklift their whole lives make stupid mistakes over and over while kids a fraction of their age without a license can flip dimes.

      • @CluckN
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        1410 months ago

        We had a forklift operator who sold his car for cocaine. He would do an entire shift without his forklift stopping once. When he failed the drug test our offload time drastically increased.

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          510 months ago

          Drug testing for cocaine is a rookie boss mistake. You gotta test for downers like pot and heroin that make your employees lazy. Uppers like cocaine and meth should be strongly encouraged.

  • The Barto
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    1010 months ago

    And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.