Apple to over 100 California employees: Move to Texas or lose your job::Most of the team working on key Siri operations is already based in the Texas captial’s Apple campus. Others in San Diego are receiving al ultimatum.

  • @zoostation
    link
    English
    739 months ago

    “I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Texas.” - Lucille Bluth

    • @jopepa
      link
      English
      119 months ago

      Arizona* Lucille wouldn’t even joke about moving to Texas

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        219 months ago

        Note that isn’t illegal, it just means the company doesn’t get to get out of paying unemployment when it happens. And that’s only if someone is willing to challenge them on it.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          9
          edit-2
          9 months ago

          You don’t “challenge them on it”. You just file for unemployment.

          They have to prove it’s not constructive dismissal to the unemployment department. No, the government arbiter will not like Apple claiming it’s not a hardship. This is a slam dunk case and may result in a fine due to the WARN act.

          This is essentially a layoff. Employees signed employment contracts to work in a particular location. You can’t just move that location out of the local area.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      -109 months ago

      What do you mean? If it was, they would just fire someone in CA and hire someone in TX.

      • PlantObserver
        link
        English
        09 months ago

        Have you not noticed how fucking stupid Texans are? Good luck finding talent

  • @reddig33
    link
    English
    519 months ago

    It’s just sneaky layoffs through attrition. Honestly these are work from home jobs (listen and evaluate recorded snippets) so there’s no other reason to make them move.

    • Guy Dudeman
      link
      English
      189 months ago

      Tax laws. Thats why they want them to move to Texas.

  • @Brkdncr
    link
    English
    279 months ago

    “No.”

    California has some pretty decent laws tilted to employees, I’m curious how this will shake out.

  • @AbidanYre
    link
    English
    249 months ago

    Anybody at Apple will have half a dozen offers by the end of the week if they tell LinkedIn they’re open to new opportunities.

      • @AbidanYre
        link
        English
        179 months ago

        It’s a bit of a weird time. The big guys cut thousands of jobs last year, but if you were willing to go to anything that wasn’t FAANG, there were jobs everywhere.

        I had ~5 offers within a month of being laid off last spring.

      • @Municipal0379
        link
        English
        99 months ago

        AANF(M) engineers can still write their own check generally speaking.

      • @SuperIce
        link
        English
        39 months ago

        I still get random emails from companies offering me job interviews every week and I haven’t been searching for jobs in over 5 years. The amount coming from the massive companies like Amazon and Google have plummeted, but I still get an email from one of those every few months asking if I want to talk.

    • @mriguy
      link
      English
      19 months ago

      I’m not sure people from the Siri team are going to be in high demand.

  • @jordanlund
    link
    English
    99 months ago

    Hopefully not without moving assistance. I can’t imagine that people can just pick up stakes and move 3 states away!

    • gandarf
      link
      fedilink
      English
      159 months ago

      Especially to fucking texas. I couldn’t handle that political 180. It’s why I moved away from the south and back to MN.

  • @stoly
    link
    English
    59 months ago

    I’m somewhat a fanboy of Apple but this would ruin it for me. No way you could get me to step into the state with the lowest quality of personal liberties in the country.

  • @OutrageousUmpire
    link
    English
    18 months ago

    Take the severance, then get a job somewhere else near home. They’ve worked for Apple—the world is their oyster

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1
    edit-2
    9 months ago

    The resentful employees, once relocated to Texas, should all instantly adopt ridiculously OTT cowboy wear with the boots and oversized hats and rhinestone chaps. They would walk around the office with their thumbs in the belts and a weird bow-legged swagger, doing cartoon-like impersonations of Texan cowboy jibber-jabber at all times, occasionally bursting into a blood-curdling screech of “YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!” and firing shiny cap-guns up into air. ALL.THE.FUCKING.TIME.