• @DocMcStuffin
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    4610 months ago

    Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

    • @jaybone
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      110 months ago

      Can’t stand an Opal.

  • @kibiz0r
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    4210 months ago

    “You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

  • @DarkMessiah
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    3710 months ago

    Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

    • @gnate
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      1210 months ago

      “You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father.”

  • Blackout
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    10 months ago

    His first clue they didn’t like him was the fact his name’s Taylor. It’s a job title not a name.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2110 months ago

      Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.

      • Blackout
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        1310 months ago

        Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          810 months ago

          Nice to meet you. I’m Wanda. Wanda Givehead. I work at the street corner of Elm and Miller.

      • @gnate
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        110 months ago

        I blame the sign painter.

  • @assassin_aragorn
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    810 months ago

    “Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”