• @[email protected]
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        Thank you <3

        Let’s see how long the very first hurdle of finding a therapist will take. Need the official diagnosis to do anything useful.

        Our healthcare system and insurance companies have been stubborn pricks for decades, and the fact that I’m willing to deal with their bs should be diagnosis enough, but oh well.

    • pancakes
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      511 months ago

      Just watch out for defensive rooks and en passant bullshit (I’m sure there’s a metaphor somewhere in there).

  • @[email protected]
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    What the hell is up with the board and notation? The board is off by 90 degrees, the bottom left square should be black (unless we’re looking from the side, but the labels suggest we’re not, because the letters are across the bottom like normal). And then if you actually look at the file and rank labels, they don’t match across the board—the leftmost file is marked “a” on the bottom, but “h” on the top, and the ranks are the same way.

    They specifically designed it to annoy chess players, LMAO.

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    2611 months ago

    Tall, powerful women

    Horse girls

    Castle boys

    Tall, powerful women who escaped peasantry


    You could make an anime out of this…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    911 months ago

    “King me.”

    “This is chess, not checkers.”

    “I know, but if I have multiple kings, you’ll never be able to win unless you take them all down at the same time. Victory through the rite of succession.”

  • max
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    911 months ago

    i sadly cannot do that, cuz im a short king ✊

    • @FilthyShrooms
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      211 months ago

      If you lose your legs in some freak “accident” you can be made a couple inches taller by prosthetics

      • max
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        311 months ago

        but why would i wanna be taller? shorter boys r easier to cuddle, checkmate athiesm !