• @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    Not that any of it makes sense, but what is the alive vs dead part about? What is their “logic” as to why there is any difference?

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      You “summon” spirits, aka dead people. Since they’re alive, they can’t be summoned. They should instead be invited. That’s my guess.

      Is all cirque du soleil levels of mental gymnastics and logical jumps to conclusions.

      Alto notice, “my person” for they think legally they’re different from their legal ID. And the idea that they must only respond to a crime charges if there’s a person injured. As they have weird beliefs of how private property and crimes against property work, due to their weird misconception of legality.

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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        3110 months ago

        Pffft. Lol. That’s probably it. It’s mind-blowing that people like this exist. Such stupidity.

      • @pete_the_cat
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        810 months ago

        Wow, instead of being “three bricks short of a load” these people are like a few pallets short.

        I’ve seen like 3 or 4 of these posts recently on here and IMO they’re more odd than all the QAnon posts.

        • @aseriesoftubes
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          they’re more odd than all the QAnon posts

          Those two Venn diagrams are nearly a circle.

          • @pete_the_cat
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            410 months ago

            True, maybe because QAnon has been “normalized” since it has been in the news for years now, but these people just seem so much more bizarre to me.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s what I’ve noticed the most about these Sovereign Shitizens - they think legalese is just spinning words and they can just identify their legal status based on their own definitions thereof. They all lack one basic understanding of sovereignty - enforcement and self-defense. If you truly are sovereign prove it. Repel the invasion of our military and you will have earned your sovereignty.

      • @DharkStare
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        They’re convinced that legalese is a magical language and if they say the right words in the right way, they’ll become immune to the law.

        They remind me of Cargo Cults.

      • @[email protected]
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        There’s one other piece besides defending yourself. Building a collation of entities that acknowledge your sovereignty. Guess their probability of that happening.

        • @[email protected]
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          510 months ago

          Uh they would just all get together like a bunch of Jerry’s and shake each other’s hands “oh YOU agree sovereign” “no you are sovereign”

    • @BaronVonBort
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      SCs are really nothing but misinterpretations and word salad and jumping to conclusions. Reading their stuff is an exercise in losing your mind.

  • @Baahb
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    Does the poster think that a summons is like a seance? Like they are summoning them back from beyond the grave? Lol

      • @Baahb
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        710 months ago

        That’s fine, I have a socialized police force to protect me (supposedly, let’s not get to far into reality here) that has been afforded to me by my tax dollars and subject citizenship.

    • @[email protected]
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      Lol I was really puzzling over that one too. What the fuck does being dead have to do with it? A court can’t send a summons to a dead person. So…?

  • Seeker of Carcosa
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    3410 months ago

    It baffles me every time I see a sov cit state there is no victim, because the plaintiff is the state, that they can’t figure out that the state is representing the citizens of that state, who are the victims.

  • @Lifecoach5000M
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    1710 months ago

    How is an invitation better than a summons? Lol.

    • Bahnd Rollard
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      Well they could be summoned in defense mode, they would be placed sideways and face down.

      • Froyn
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        Or alternatively, they could come down with Summoning Sickness and not be able to attack or use their activated ability until the next turn.

      • @[email protected]
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        ackshuly that’s called a set, except in this case, since i have this other thing that lets me consider my set to be a special summon, allowing me to…

        • Bahnd Rollard
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          Thank you, I havent touched card games on motorcycles or MTG in over a decade, so I appreciate you and Froyn’s corrections. Here is your punches on your nerd card, 4 more and you get a free smoothie.

    • ivanafterall
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      When you start summoning things, you never know what else they’ll bring with them from the other side.

    • @theluckyone
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      In their heads, they can decline an invitation.

    • @[email protected]
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      I don’t know about this one, but we had a group of these around here a couple of years back. They largely flew under the radar until their leader one day decided enough was enough, marched to the nearest military based and asked to see the commander. She then handed him a list of people to arrest including the president, every member of the government and a couple of other high profile people. In comparison that the screenshot seems fairly tame, so I’ll believe it.

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      They’re very real. The posts I’ve seen in the various groups I’m in are wild.

    • @stoly
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      I’m sorry, I don’t wish to be mean, but this really and truly was a naive comment. These people have been out there forever but have started coming out from their hiding places over the last 10 - 15 years, just like the incels and tankies.

      • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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        2510 months ago

        I have a bunch of this guy’s other posts and they’re equally insane.

      • @[email protected]
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        So you think it’s impossible this guy I posting outrageous stuff for fun and to troll people like you? But I’m naive. Got it

        • @Seleni
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          Have you really missed the Sovereign Citizens movement entirely? Oh boy, you should look it up. These guys are hilarious!

          Well, except for that lady trying to hide her daughter and refusing to get her a birth certificate. But mostly they’re funny.

        • 1ostA5tro6yne
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          Even if this guy is joking it’s not a joke to a lot of people, dude isn’t saying random shit it all means specific things in the warped bizarro version of the legal system they believe exists. Look up Sovereign Citizens, it’s nuts.

    • It's Maddie!
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      2610 months ago

      Trust me these people are nuts, I fully believe this is a real post!