• @[email protected]
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    111 year ago

    That is the biggest lie I’ve ever seen. This is what it should actually be:

    If it’s brown, you’re probably gonna die

    If it’s black, you’re certainly gonna die

    If it’s white, you’re already dead

  • Seraph
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    101 year ago

    It’s not always super obvious what’s a grizzly and what’s a black bear when you’re about to be mauled, so read below:

    Black bears have those cute super tall ears, and grizzlies have that shoulder hump.

  • Helldiver_M
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    1 year ago

    The polar bear just wants some play with your innards fun time :(

  • @popemichael
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    11 year ago

    I got ran up on by a black bear while fishing. My buddy was sleeping next to the fire while I was awake on the shore.

    Thankfully I had already caught a few catfish as it was more interested in what I caught than in me.

    So I tossed my bucket of fish on the ground toward the bear, quickly woke my buddy up, and left our supplies there.

    We came back later armed to get our supplies and the bear was nowhere to be found.

    I guess the thing to learn there is to not be made out of food the bear likes.