• @Trex202
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    Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.

    Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?

    Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that’s when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I’m thinking I’m the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.

    Jason Nesmith: You’re not gonna die on the planet, Guy.

    Guy Fleegman: I’m not? Then what’s my last name?

    Jason Nesmith: It’s, uh, uh - -I don’t know.

    Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn’t important enough for a last name, because I’m gonna die five minutes in.

    Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.

    Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I’m “Crewman Number Six”.

    • @GraniteM
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      10 months ago

      “We’ve got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!”

  • gregorum
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    10 months ago

    yes, but which two are the time travelers who were just really wanted to meet Kirk, but got into a history-altering bar fight instead?

    • NegativeNullM
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      910 months ago

      We do not speak of it to outsiders

    • Match!!
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      310 months ago

      pretty sure the one on the right is Captain Pike –

  • @[email protected]
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    In starfleet they write the rank on the inside of the uniform, so these guys see “TEMP” as they’re putting their shirts on.

  • teft
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    410 months ago

    If my name was Some Dude Who Cares? I would change it as soon as I could.