• @[email protected]
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    718 months ago

    I feel terrible when stuff I buy says it was made with love. Do I deserve the love of someone who never even met me? Do I deserve love at all? That’s why I prefer eating food made by unfeeling machines.

    • Che Banana
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      208 months ago

      Don’t feel bad, that’s why it was made with love!

      Yes, you deserve the love I put into food, regardless if it’s Foie Gras, Vegan Lasagne or Tater friggin’ Tots…and also regardless if I’m 100% there or just going through the motions as an unfeeling machine.

      • @Zehzin
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        I’m pretty sure Foie Gras is made with cruelty instead

        • Zloubida
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          48 months ago

          Cruelty is the secret ingredient.

        • @[email protected]
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          I used to buy Starbucks every day at university and work, I switched to making my own coffee to save money and it just didn’t taste the same.

          I tried every different ingredient I could think of, light roast, medium roast, dark, french, grind sizes.

          At last, I gave up and said: “Fuck it, I HATE making coffee…” took a sip… there it was, that missing flavor.

          It tastes the way it does, because it’s made with misery and spite!

          And that’s how I found out that I was actually a demon. Thanks for listening to my story.

  • @samus12345
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    “No, with soul-crushing depression.”

  • Jo Miran
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    There was a Burger King near where I lived back in the 80’s where a guy got arrested for attempted murder. He was angry that he had tested positive for HIV back when it was thought to be a death sentence. So he started jizzing in the mayo to try and take everyone with him. I think variations of this eventually turned into an urban legend.

      • Jo Miran
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        88 months ago

        Yep. It was in the newspapers and it caused a huge panic.

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      I think the only way to get HIV is via intercourse or getting scratched with the infected person used needle/razor.

      • Jo Miran
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        278 months ago

        You are correct, but this is known now, not then. Back then people thought you could getting from just touching something someone with the virus had touched. Then it was thought that kissing was enough (the infamous Rock Hudson kiss in Dynasty). They were scary days. Think early on during the COVID lockdown when people started disinfecting their deliveries because we didn’t know how it was transmitted.

  • @Deestan
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  • @edgemaster72
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    148 months ago

    Sure, here’s the “love” it was made with:

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      48 months ago

      That’s ONE way to advertise your commissions business in a comic, I guess!

    • @samus12345
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      18 months ago

      I guess she pulled it out behind her head and is balancing it on her right shoulder for some reason. Seems uncomfortable.

  • @[email protected]
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    38 months ago

    not sure why but when I looked at the lower right panel, I was like “hey dwight [schrute]!”

  • 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚐
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    38 months ago

    “…you guys might’ve wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient…”

    That’s enough of that love.

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      I once had a delivery man tell he “here’s your pizza it was specially made with love for you”. And we just stated at each other for a second.

      It’s crazy the shit they make them say. Damn, just ask them to be respectful and polite, that’s all they need to do.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        Or maybe they are just bored and acting like they have to say stuff like that to enjoy the awkward moment it produces.