No no no, you were supposed to lay the dragon, not slay the dragon! Dammit, now we need to call the commissioner and tell them that we won’t be able to finish their video this week. Can someone call an ambulance for John, please?

Roger Zelazny, “The George Business”

Year of The Wood Dragon 2024 - Many people are dragons, I suppose.

Except if they are old hags shouting at young children for being children. Then it’s better when they die.