Too real. It’s not just that they’re there. It’s those dumb little beady eyes gazing, fixated. Giving such a stubborn fully expressionless look that I can only interpret rapidly between intense moral outrage, disgust, or the worst - curiosity. And as I start to wonder why that creature has any right to judge me when they’re about to resume licking their own ass, or what a cat’s moral code might even look like to justify such seeming disappointment, the mood disappears. And having accomplished what was surely a calculated mission, the cat gets back to licking its own ass.
You have it easy. The woman ive been seeing, her cat likes to sneak to in between my legs and use my balls as a punchbag. I wish I were lying…
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I have had this happen. It is not as funny as women think it is.