• IndiBrony
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      1410 months ago

      Where’d you pork tha cor, Corl‽

    • @LesserAbe
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      610 months ago

      That’s how I read it too

  • smashboy
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    1710 months ago

    People really use the “please don’t reproduce” cliché about the most trivial things. “Your shoe’s untied, please don’t reproduce.”

    • @[email protected]
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      2610 months ago

      about the most trivial things

      That’s so it gets interpreted as a light ribbing.

      It would be mean to say it about something that is actually serious.

      “You have a genetic disease. Please don’t reproduce.” *Seinfeld laugh track*

    • Bob
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      10 months ago

      But you don’t understand, these people are trying to achieve a society of genetically superior parkers.

      Edit: Nosy parkers at that!

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    Now if I could get condom packets but full of mayo that would be prime. I’d hand them out on the street corner.

    Anyone who wonders why it’s extra squishy gets a “it’s extra lubricant”