• @CryptidBestiary
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    4810 months ago

    As a person who’s been in a Little Caesar’s, can confirm. That’s why the pizzas are so cheap, you must escape a liminal space first

    • @[email protected]
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      510 months ago

      if the space serves a purpose (must be escaped from) is it liminal any more and is actually now a locus?

  • Ech
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    3710 months ago

    I get it’s referencing the back rooms, but I don’t get why. No location I’ve ever been to looked anything like that.

    • @[email protected]
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      3410 months ago

      I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms

      • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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        4110 months ago

        I order for pickup and it looks like this.

        But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?

        Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?

        • @[email protected]
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          1910 months ago

          The door to the back is a portal to the elemental plane of pizza. Employees dip into the back to slay a pizza elemental and harvest its crust whenever they run out of dipping sticks.

            • kase
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              410 months ago

              Hey um I’m sorry but I’ve been seeing you here for months and I just have to know: is there a story/meaning behind your username choice?? If so please please tell me the lore. I want to know. I need to know.

      • The Assman
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        1610 months ago

        People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn’t even know they had delivery.

        • @IMongoose
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          710 months ago

          For real. They’re going to get a $5-$6 pizza delivered to them for $15-$20? Are they nuts? Go get real food.

        • @[email protected]
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          310 months ago

          They partnered with DoorDash a few years ago, and its one of those one driver=multiple stops things. Which means your pizza is usually cold by the time it gets to you.

      • @PuzzledBlueberry
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        1410 months ago

        Every LC I’ve ever seen is takeout only… You have to go inside to get the pizza

        • @[email protected]
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          210 months ago

          I remember in-store dining at Little Caesars in the '90s but nowadays all the ones I know of are takeout only.

      • @deleteme
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        010 months ago

        This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

  • @[email protected]
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    3010 months ago

    The only ones I have ever been in were just a counter and a clearly visible kitchen behind it with no walls separating them.

    • ares35
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      2010 months ago

      the best ones were the ones inside of super kmart, you could actually eat in there or buy by the slice.

      • @[email protected]
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        610 months ago

        Interesting. Our K-Mart only had the K-Mart snack bar. I remember eating hot dogs there as a kid.

        • ares35
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          710 months ago

          i remember actual sit-down restaurants inside of kmart when i was a kid.

          • @agent_flounder
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            310 months ago

            I feel like they had something like that at one of our stores in the early to mid 70s. (USA) Like Woolworths or something.

      • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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        510 months ago

        I miss that era.

        Where did this pizza come from, Kmart? Nobody knows. And now nobody will ever know.

  • @[email protected]
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    1010 months ago

    Little caesars is just greese and cardboard. Their dough is cardboard, the sauces are greese, the menu is colored greese on cardboard, the windows are cardboard.

    • @CobblerScholar
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      710 months ago

      Yes, absolutely yes and it is also unironically my favorite pizza. Or at least it was, even they gor hit with the shrinkflation bullshit

  • @gnate
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    610 months ago

    I can’t tell if this is more like DOOM, or the Minotaur’s labyrinth.

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    All the ones I’ve been in it’s just a bunch of us fat dudes crowded around watching another fat dude say “extra most bestest” to some pimply teenager that hates his life.

  • @BeefPiano
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    310 months ago

    Where’s the Caesarland animatronic band?

  • @tpihkal
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    210 months ago

    Is this a screenshot from Escape the Backrooms?