G’Lorn giving me Uncle Iroh vibes.

Klingons are the galaxy’s biggest blowhards. Claims to Banzai!!! but slink around cowardly cloaked. Also use every dirty trick in the book during battles and even among their internal power struggles. Worf grew up only reading about the ideal Klingon Warrior ethos. That’s why he’s disgusted by actual Klingons.

I’d gladly die Tuesday for a hamburger today

“Yes! We survived!!! (…Ahem…) So that we can die with honour in the next battle!” - Worf, Star Wreck V

Is that the guy from The Onion?