• @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    Giving a for-profit corporation direct access to your brain sounds like a great idea with no downsides whatsoever. I love the thought of worrying about my brain implant having a glitch or facing planned obsolescence.

    Edit: OH God I actually read the article and this thing connects to exterior devices. Imagine your brain literally being hacked.

    • @tourist
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      610 months ago

      The attacker makes you experience a ten thousand year psychedelic hellscape in total primal horror whenever you connect to a new cell tower

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          110 months ago

          A parade is a death sentence