• yeehaw
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    10 months ago

    To use “u”, “ur”, and “your” in the same sentence is mind-blowing.

  • @[email protected]
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    3610 months ago

    in case of cats, you just gotta learn that if they want to be with you they would be already there so no point in carrying them

    • @MissJinx
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      510 months ago

      that’s true but my cat HAVE to watch me while I shower. If I close the door and leave her outside she’ll scream like someone is breaking her bones. I’m seriously afraid someone is going to call ASPCA, so I just carry her to the bathroom when I’m going to take a shower or I’ll have to stop mid-shower to open the door.

      Things cats makes us do…

      • @Daft_ish
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        210 months ago

        She ain’t going ro miss her sauna. She has this one thing!

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    3110 months ago

    When your kid tells you he’s VERY HUNGRY and you do this wonderful meal, and he takes 2 bites and says he’s full 🤬. At that moment, those 2ms after he says that, you really hate that little fucker’s guts.

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      1010 months ago

      We had to feed next door’s kid one day because of some family emergency.

      “How many fish fingers do you want?”

      “Two”

      Sits down, eats one.

      “You said you wanted two…”

      “I only ever eat one but my mum always puts two out because she thinks it looks mean if she only gives me one.”

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        10 months ago

        Yep, same reason. You always make like A LOT extra… in case he/she wants some more… in reality, you become a cold meal expert when you’re a parrent.

        • @SkippingRelax
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          510 months ago

          I got chickens. It’s great because I couldn’t throw food away, they are happy to complement their diet with whatever the babies drop or don’t eat, and I feel good as it keeps the chooks happy and it contributes to making eggs! Win win.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            Yeah, I live in a building though… and have parrots. It’s not like I could give that to the parrots, they’re fairly small.

            But a neighbour has a dog and I try to give him leftovers from time to time. I really don’t like throwing food away or letting it rot. I am fortunate enough that I can afford that meal, not everyone is as lucky as me.

  • @[email protected]
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    1010 months ago

    That works both ways. I took my cats to the vet yesterday. They only realized it wasn’t a camping trip when we pulled out without packing the dogs or any gear.

  • idunnololz
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    810 months ago

    “it”? I’m offended for the cat.

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      410 months ago

      That’s fine, the cat is an asshole anyway. I know that as I’ve always had cats. They are evil… Evil… Fluffy… Assholes.

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    10 months ago

    I might get downvoted but it’s not betrayal. Betrayal would be if the pet called the cops on you. That’s why pets can’t talk.

    Having the pet go anywhere else might be a let down but it’s not betraying you for wanting to be elsewhere