• Norgur
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    3011 months ago

    Why are you so sad? Your neurons are literally cotton candy!

    • @ExfilBravo
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      2211 months ago

      They look like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

    • Mario_Dies.wav
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      1211 months ago

      Your neurons: Stringy, mushroomlike, gross, shoot electricity, always think 🤢

      My neurons: Fluffy, cute, cotton candy, no risk of shock, can’t think 🥰

  • @[email protected]
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    1711 months ago

    I was at the club some weeks ago and a guy said thay ny T-shit was really cool. Now I can’t use that T-shirt on the club anymore because if he see me again he’s going to think I only have 1 T-shirt.

    • @AeonFelis
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      711 months ago

      That explains the entire fashion industry

  • TurboWafflz
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    1311 months ago

    Why does the person getting the compliment have arms but not the person giving it I’m confused

  • @asteriskeverything
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    11 months ago

    I always feel like a weirdo because I will compliment strangers all the time. I figure if I think a nice thing about someone I should say it.

    It only sucks when the timing is wrong and you have to do have more of a conversation than compliment + thanks, such as you were standing in line. I never think that part through lol

  • @systemglitch
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    211 months ago

    I was sitting in th car while my partner grabbed some groceries and saw a dude with a Rush shirt on. Wy n he was walking by I shouted out to him, “Hey!” He turned with that slightly confused, ready to be annoyed face, and I continued “Awesome me shirt dude!”

    The fucking smile he broke into was one of the highlights of my year. I never did it before or since, but it’s a memory I cherish.

  • @deafboy
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    111 months ago

    It was the year of our lord 2012… long story short, I stil got the t-shirt.