Cruz told POLITICO that his amendment is about ensuring that political VIPs aren’t endangered as they pass through public spaces in airports.

Viral photos of politicians jetting off to a tropical hideaway during a deadly cold wave might become a lot rarer under legislation being pushed by Sen. Ted Cruz.

The Texas Republican — infamously photographed by a gawker while en route to Cancún in 2021 — is proposing a bill amendment that would offer lawmakers a dedicated security escort at airports, along with expedited screening outside of public view. That could make it much less likely that the politicians’ comings and goings would become fodder for embarrassing news reports and late-night comedy mockery.

The measure would also provide the same special treatment to federal judges and Cabinet members, as well as a limited number of their family and staff. Cruz is trying to attach the amendment to a major aviation policy bill, S. 1939, that is expected to be marked up in the Senate Commerce Committee on Thursday.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    Ted, listen. Maybe if you weren’t a horrible legislator, and an even worse excuse for a human, people would not feel the need to slightly inconvenience you at the airport.

    • @meco03211
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      and an even worse excuse for a human…

      Which he totally is and feels human shame for this.

      • @CM400
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        911 months ago

        He should have to use the name he was assigned at birth!

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          211 months ago

          I agree. Leave it to a shit like him to worry that his name was too ethnic sounding

    • @Cocodapuf
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      111 months ago

      Yeah Ted, work on being just a little less punchable. I think this is a you problem.

  • partial_accumen
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    “I would like an act of law shield me from the consequences of my actions and accountability to my constituency.” -Ted Cruz probably

    • @[email protected]
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      4611 months ago

      “I would also like this paid for by taxpayers or any other form of Socialism for us fat tax wasting leeches…”

      —Rafael Cruz

    • @[email protected]
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      3011 months ago

      “While also being a pussy that needs a security escort when I flee a disaster area I am responsible for” Ted “Tough As Texas” Cruz

    • Billiam
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      311 months ago

      His constituency is already refusing to hold him accountable, so…

  • @Phegan
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    10811 months ago

    When elected officials need to be segregated from the people they serve, they should be removed from their post. You are here to represent the people, not rule over us.

    • @[email protected]
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      When hillbillies are breaking into homes and killing government reps’ familes, something is wrong.

      The fact that Republicans have weaponized this particular brand of stupid is immaterial aside from the conspiracy charges.

      There is a shortfall here that will create a chilling effect for potential lawmakers to stand up to y’all Qaeda .

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        Even worse, they’re not even domestic extremists necessarily. Republicans are endorsing Canadian extremists given the recent attack on Paul Pelosi. A Canadian terrorist was the perpetrator there.

    • @RagingRobot
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      411 months ago

      The president is pretty segregated from us

    • @[email protected]
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      There are a lot of psychos out there that want to kill AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, etc.

      So are you saying they should be removed from their posts?

      • @[email protected]
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        211 months ago

        That’s an interesting thought when you considers that these psychos only think this way because of what the lawmakers across the isle are telling them + fox news

        • @[email protected]
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          211 months ago

          Almost like stochastic terrorism should be fought like regular terrorism instead of given protection under the first amendment.

        • @[email protected]
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          The cause of it doesn’t change the the fact that it’s happening. People have a lack of respect for democracy and are willing to do crazy things that no one would’ve considered before.

          • @[email protected]
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            Idk if I would agree with that, murder has existed as long as people have. I mean, two of the most significant events in American history were the murders of political figures

  • @chemical_cutthroat
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    Can you truly represent the people if you hide from them, Ted? Weren’t you elected to represent?

  • @Rapidcreek
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    Buy it yourself, Teddy. No socialism, remember?

  • @Treczoks
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    5011 months ago

    Is the coward suddenly afraid of the general public? What reason might people have that they would dislike him?

    • Talaraine
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      Maybe he’s tired of wiping other people’s spit off his clothes and face

      • @Treczoks
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        Hmm, what would cause people doing such vile deeds? /s

    • Flying Squid
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      I can’t figure it out. I mean everyone down in Cancun loves him!

      • @Treczoks
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        Yea, but he was talking about airports, which implies leaving Cancun.

  • lobotomo
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    Absolutely not.

    If you want to act like a dipshit you need to be held accountable for your dipshittery.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit
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    Can’t risk interacting with the peasants, their poverty might be contagious. That’s how that works, right?

    • @ClopClopMcFuckwad
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      Yes just like the mega church pastor who has a private jet so he “doesn’t have to fly with the demons.”

      • @betterdeadthanreddit
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        Kenneth Copeland. The URL for this is a little unwieldy since it was archived with a bunch of parameters but here’s the video where he says it. Little after 2:50 if you want to skip to that part, first few minutes have some interesting weirdness too though.

        There’s also this interview about the quote where he does a pretty good reenactment of the Fellowship of the Rings movie scene where Bilbo lunges at the ring around Frodo’s neck (timestamp 4:15).

  • @[email protected]
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    3811 months ago

    I saw this rat faced fuck at IAH back in October. Not a single person was trying to interact with him and he already had a state trooper escort with a wide buffer zone around him. He had that smarmy, stupid smile on that stupid dumb face of his. It ruined my whole day.

    • @_wizard
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      And what’s not been mentioned yet here is that one has to be checked by TSA before being in this area. Aside from his snowflake feelies, what’s he worried bout?

  • Queen HawlSera
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    Oh no no, you either decrease airport security for everyone, or you shut the fuck up.

    • @glitch1985
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      Fine, everybody gets VIP escorts to their plane.

      • @Everythingispenguins
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        What if we just hung a VIP sign in front of the security and told Teddy that it has all been fixed?

  • @[email protected]
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    2811 months ago

    People shouldn’t be afraid of their government - governments should be afraid of their people.

  • @[email protected]
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    2711 months ago

    It would be totally worth the fines to dive tackle that motherfucker into a set of airport chairs.

  • @Suavevillain
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    He scared of something happening to his punk ass.

    • @A_Random_Idiot
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      hes scared of being jumped the next time he tries to abandon his constituents (and dog) to a frozen death.

  • @Additional_Prune
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    “Lucifer in the flesh”–Ted’s fellow Republican John Boehner. As Cruz’s former college roommate, Craig Mazin, once put it, “One thing Ted Cruz is really good at: uniting people who otherwise disagree about everything else in a total hatred of Ted Cruz.” George W. Bush: “I just don’t like the guy.” Bob Dole: “I don’t know how he’s going to deal with Congress. Nobody likes him.” John Boehner: “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” Lindsey Graham: “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”