• Hegar
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      291 year ago

      Depending on which of the 4 colors bite you, you either become an L, a G, a B or a T.

    • @[email protected]
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      221 year ago

      Yeah we thought we could go through with this unnoticed, but the christians are just a little too clever.

      • TheLowestStone
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        81 year ago

        but the christians are just a little too clever.

        There’s a phrase I’ve never heard before.

      • @Cold_Brew_Enema
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        81 year ago

        Well this was foretold in the book of revelations.

        "And ye will cower and fear, the insect small. Ants, with their gay, will swarm and convert the unwilling into a life of sin.

    • @Alteon
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      21 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • graycube
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    211 year ago

    What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.

    • @[email protected]
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus

      “Loving Jesus” is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its “Loving Jesus” teaching as a radical form of bridal theology. They believe the church of followers is Christ’s bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor; however, this bridal theology is taken further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

      • squiblet
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        21 year ago

        Wow, I feel really sorry for anyone growing up with these people.

        Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

        That’s cool I guess. Jesus would be open to men though, apparently, so Jesus is bi? Pansexual?

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    If that’s true why aren’t the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let’s not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.

    • squiblet
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      31 year ago

      I’m not sure whether you considered “omg yall dawg omg yall jor Biden”

  • @force
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    okay there’s NO WAY the person who wrote this ISN’T a closet homosexual who’s trying to cope