As an inhabitant of Weird Jagged Coastline I can confirm that it was indeed designed by an alien. His name is Slartibartfast. He won an award for the body of water next to my house.
The best laid planes of mice.
And men.
“Here be elves” is damn accurate though
FYI: that joke might be a little more racist than you intended, since the circled region is populated by a historically oppressed ethnic minority rather than the typical Scandinavians you were probably thinking of.
(Not trying to criticize since I doubt you did it on purpose; just taking the opportunity to make my Wiki-walking pay off for once.)
The Sami were the inspiration for elves in a lot of Norse folktales. That’s all I was getting at.
Oh, so you not only really did mean that, there was a good reason for it.
Well now I don’t know who to be mad at
Just lazy. Totally unbelievable. 2/10 is generous.
