Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).

Lurking… Wait crap!!

Omnipresence.

I’m in every thread on every post.

Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying “we need to stop global warming” and there’ll be someone like “We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass”. Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to “one-up” each other

Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.

Mine is that my username is witty

Haha your username is… kinda cool actually.:-D

I didn’t read the article, I’m just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.

Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.

I respect everyone’s wrong opinion.

I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.

I have too many alts

I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=