• The Real King Gordon
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    9910 months ago

    When you Google symptoms of Alzheimers and all the links are purple.

  • Krafty Kactus
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    3310 months ago

    Ok but why did they then proceed to turn the oven on without anything in there?

        • @sh__
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          4910 months ago

          They couldn’t find them for three days, they went to preheat the oven because apparently they don’t use it much. They found melty glasses, isn’t too hard to imagine. What I don’t understand more is why they were placed in there. What situation would lead to someone putting their glasses in the oven.

          • @[email protected]
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            1210 months ago

            I assume they’re reading glasses, because at least when I wore glasses before LASIK I would know immediately if I wasn’t wearing my glasses. A lot of people hang their reading glasses on their shirt collar or on top of their head, I could see them falling off while pulling something out of the oven without realizing.

  • @uid0gid0
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    2710 months ago

    Get a carbon monoxide monitor for your house.

  • @[email protected]
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    2210 months ago

    When my face gets sweaty, my glasses will sometimes slip off without me feeling it which usually means I don’t catch them before they hit the floor. I could see someone pulling something out of the oven in a rush and not noticing that their glasses came off. Particularly if there was a bunch of steam or smoke and they closed their eyes.

    • Stamets
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      410 months ago

      You son of a bitch I came to say that

    • @Coreidan
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      110 months ago

      ROFL this has nothing to do with ADHD.

        • @Coreidan
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          010 months ago

          You mean irrelevant news?

          Being forgetful or diverging your attention quickly due to ADHD doesn’t explain why their glasses ended up in the oven.

          I get it. If you put the glasses in there and THEN forgot, I’ll agree that it might be ADHD.

          But none of that explains why the glasses were ever there to begin with. There is no explanation beyond just simple stupidity.

          I cannot agree with you.

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    1710 months ago

    Just put them in a bag of rice, they’ll be good as new.

  • @SAF77
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    910 months ago

    That will teach you to check the oven before turning it on.