• @LaunchesKayaks
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      249 months ago

      Nah. Geese aren’t mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.

      • @[email protected]
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        129 months ago

        Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.

        Did you know that a swan can break your arm?

        • @LaunchesKayaks
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          39 months ago

          Lmao you gotta appease the swans, because to them, violence was never an option.

          I don’t doubt that a swan can fuck you up big time.

      • @[email protected]
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        39 months ago

        I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀

        • @[email protected]
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          19 months ago

          My grandmother’s only negative story about the war, in which both her school and home were destroyed by bombers, was about the fucking swans she had to deal with in the countryside after being evacuated.

    • @[email protected]
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      179 months ago

      This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.

        • @[email protected]
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          99 months ago

          So …we wear a blank face mask hoping they focus in the uniform and them systematically harass/adjust m abuse crows in a police uniform and hope they take the hint?

          Doesn’t seem feasible without also getting slammed for impersonating the po-po, sadly…

          I love the idea, just you go first

      • @Apeman42
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        109 months ago

        Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder

      • @[email protected]
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        79 months ago

        This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.

        • @[email protected]
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          29 months ago

          Villain originally meant “villager”. Look at the superheroes we’ve got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.

          I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.

    • kase
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      49 months ago

      Can we get the orcas after these bastards too?

      • @in4aPenny
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        29 months ago

        They’re busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We’re being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.

    • @in4aPenny
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      69 months ago

      It wasn’t a human being or someones beloved dog, so I’m not surprised.

  • @[email protected]
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    219 months ago

    “Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good goat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”

    -John Lewis

    • Ignotum
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      19 months ago

      Five warning shots to the head

    • kamen
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      29 months ago

      GOATed goat

  • bruhduh
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    39 months ago

    That’ll probably be in next update of goat simulator