• Lopen's Left Arm
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    517 months ago

    As Bruce Wayne, he can buy Marvel from Disney and discontinue the production of Hulk’s comics.

  • Björn Tantau
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    197 months ago

    Loved the time Spider-Man defeated the Hulk by telling a joke, which made him revert back to Bruce Banner.

    Batman can’t do that, though.

  • ThenThreeMore
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    167 months ago

    Pays for Bruce Banner to have therapy and anger management to work through his PTSD and anger issues.

  • Xariphon
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    167 months ago

    Hulk Repellent.

    More seriously: prep time, massive amounts of sedatives, or a phone call to Superman to get him to deal with it instead.

    See also, any time Batman has had to deal with similar DC villains: Doomsday, Darkseid, Bane, etc.

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      Bane is nowhere near as strong as Doomsday, Darkseid, or the Hulk, but I get what you’re saying

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      27 months ago

      or a phone call to Superman to get him to deal with it instead

      That would be convenient, if Batman hadn’t killed Superman already.

  • @[email protected]
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    137 months ago

    Shoot him with a dart containing a massive dose of propranolol. Adrenaline cannot bind in Bruce Banner’s body, making him unable to trigger the transition to Hulk. Batman beats him up easily.

    • @WindyRebel
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      37 months ago

      Well, movie Banner tried to kill himself with a gun and the Hulk spit it out so I don’t think a dart would have an effect. Unless the release of those chemicals and its spread is faster than the speed of a bullet then it’s probably useless.

      Comics Hulk is a different story and depends on how he’s written because Hawkeye has killed the Hulk with a special arrow in Civil War II.

    • aname
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      27 months ago

      How easy is it to pierce his skin with a dart?

  • @mods_are_assholes
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    Batman lures the Hulk into a custom designed electromagnetic levitation cell. Hulk is purely physical, if he can’t touch the walls or floor, he can’t move and he can flail all he wants as he rotates helplessly in the middle of the EM chamber.

    As long as it has power, Hulk is neutralized.

    Edit: As @HessiaNerd mentions below, Hulk Thunderclap. I don’t know if Hulk is immune to vacuum but if he is then that might counter thunderclap. If he’s not immune to vacuum then Batman would not use this as you know, ‘no killing’.

    • killall-q
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      27 months ago

      Crossfit montage!

  • @[email protected]
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    97 months ago
    1. Don’t make him angry
    2. If Hulk is already angry, light a lavender candle and play some calming music
  • @Lauchs
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    87 months ago

    He’d probably cure him.

    Or, pull the world war Hulk move and jettison him into space.

      • @Lauchs
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        I’d love to see Hulk grabbing, twirling and tossing Batman using his cape against him.

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    mech bat suit or other vehicles, knockout gas

  • @bl4ckblooc
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    77 months ago

    There was a comic where they were fighting, and Batman dropped a pellet of knockout gas then got Hulk winded so that he had to breathe in the gas.

    He also has some suits that would help, like the Anti-Predator armour or Justice Buster armour.

  • Blackout
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    47 months ago

    Hulk has balls right? A good swift kick in the balls should do it.

  • @droning_in_my_ears
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    27 months ago

    He’d be controlled by a pro fgc player while the hulk is controlled by me.