Any person who says they haven’t pooped since November is full of shit.

putting the shit in shitposting

aren’t we all doing no poop July? Did I missread the memo?

Well, no shit!

like, what, with my hands?

I mean I have ibs C

so it’s more like no shit November 2019 here. You know, the before times when I wasn’t even more terrified of public restrooms

There is easy solution to no pooping - fasting. From day 2 or 3 you are naturally stop doing it. You can accelerate this with laxative (not recommended for fasting)