it just saves time. makes sense. everybodys prayin already anyway
I know reality is off the rails and makes satirisits’ jobs hard, but sometimes the Onion proves that they still got it and they are at the top of their game.
Edit: it’s not the onion I guess. My bad. Saw the comm icon and thought it was the favicon for the link.
It’s also the onion subreddit or whatever lemmy calls it. It’s still a satirical site similar to Onion
Oh the humanity…!
“Oh the humanity” signs for sale at $11.99> Decorate your rumpus room, your living room, or the bedroom of your child who was murdered during a school shooting.
Special offer! Mass shooting victims get half off. Must provide proof.
All-american traditions.
look folks, we’ve got one of the biggest popstars out here who’s a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs, why did she not privately fund security for this event? Why is this a government problem? And more than that, there are tough football players out at this parade? Why are these guys not armed? At any rate, we’ve got to make sure more average Americans can return fire the next time this happens,” said Parsons. “For that reason, I’m going to fight to loosen gun laws so more good guys can show up to parades armed and ready to fight back.”
What a bizarre way to learn the news.
They combined shooting people with shooting people?
