• @PizzaFacia
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    3110 months ago

    “Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”

  • @Yokozuna
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    2010 months ago

    I’m sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I’m almost certain she’s going to print this out and hang it in her office.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    1210 months ago

    “Drain the nature immersion” doesn’t quite feel the same.

  • @[email protected]
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    1210 months ago

    there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.

    • counterfeit consciousness
    • torment executioners
    solution
    • AI
    • pain killers

    retraction watch has more

  • @[email protected]
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    410 months ago

    Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp

    Say: I recycle and enrich nature

  • Ghostalmedia
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    410 months ago

    Like that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.

  • rhebucks-zh
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    19 months ago

    Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.