• @betterdeadthanreddit
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    297 months ago

    Now I’m just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.

    • @Death_Equity
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      187 months ago

      The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.

      I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.

      • @betterdeadthanreddit
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        117 months ago

        It’ll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.

  • @[email protected]
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    257 months ago

    In case anybody ever is in this situation, I’ve heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that’s not supposed to move it’s because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.

    Here’s a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.

    That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will

  • @fleabomber
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    197 months ago

    It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.

  • GingaNinga
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    177 months ago

    I’d still slow-blink to see if friend.

  • @qbus
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    147 months ago

    Skat skat skat… Yell it, do it in your pants. It’s all good

  • @kshade
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    137 months ago

    Just turn your back so it will know you’re not interested.

  • nifty
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    97 months ago

    You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.