• @paddirn
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    207 months ago

    “You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We’ve got a good five minutes before they’re back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”

  • @aeronmelon
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    177 months ago

    Never forget the brave officers lost in the great squirrel revolt.

  • @Jimmyeatsausage
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    97 months ago

    I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it’s AI because it’s not a punisher tat, though.

  • @shalafi
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    7 months ago

    As a 1911 aficionado, I’m butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!

    (It’s a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we’re joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)

    Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over…

    • @[email protected]
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      47 months ago

      Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy’s .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?

  • @[email protected]
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    47 months ago

    I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it’s going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns

  • @Benaaasaaas
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    27 months ago

    This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.